Let’s be honest for a moment – being a lady is so not all rainbows and butterflies. Oh no, from periods to jiggly boobs, we have a whole load of stuff to deal with. And all this trouble makes us act darn right weird from time to time. Hey, there’s absolutely no shame in it! We’ve all been there. Here are some of the strangest things we’ve all secretly done.
1. MADE A SHOWER PICTURE WITH YOUR HAIR
If you have long hair (or ANY hair), it’s going to end up on the side of the shower. That is just a fact of life. Hey, you might as well make the best of it, right?
2. HIDDEN YOUR PANTIES IN YOUR CLOTHES
When you go to the gynecologist, and they ask you to undress… You have to admit that things can be quite awkward, right? So, why do we all hide our panties in our clothes, eh?
3. SEEN THIS AT THE SALON
Having to stare at yourself with slicked back hair in a horrid cape for an hour = the WORST kind of punishment ever. Why?!
4. HELD YOUR BOOBS AS YOU RUN DOWN THE STAIRS
Because, if you don’t, things are about to get seriously uncomfortable! Your hands are basically like a surrogate bra now and then.
5. USED THE MEN’S ROOM
The ladies room is ALWAYS busy and when you need to go, you need to go! So, we’ve all been there when you end up using the men’s. No shame. No judgement.
6. MADE AWKWARD EYE CONTACT
When you’re in the toilet and there’s just a teeny, tiny slit in the door. NEVER look through it or you will end up making awkward eye contact with someone who’s peeing.
7. NOT CARED WHEN YOUR BRA STRAP IS ON SHOW
Hey, sometimes, it is literally impossible to hide them… We are only human after all. When this happens, you need to just own it.
8. CHECKED YOUR BOOBS FOR FOOD
I am FOREVER dropping food down my top and it’s got to the point where I have no shame about checking if my boobs caught it. After all, they are nature’s shelf
9. NOT BEEN BOTHERED TO WASH YOUR HAIR
Because, you know that if you go to all the effort of washing your hair, you then have to go to EVEN more effort of drying and styling it. Urgh, no thanks. Pass me the dry shampoo, please?
10. STRUGGLED CHANGING AFTER THE GYM
How on earth do we get so sweaty in the gym, eh? It makes it pretty much impossible to get changed, which is awkward!!
11. FALLEN PREY TO SEPHORA’S TRICKERY
When you’re in the store, you feel like a million dollars and the color is just perfect. Then you walk outside only to find that it is a completely different tone. What?
12. SLEPT LIKE THIS
Okay, it might seem a little gross, but who are we to argue with comfort? I say, if it feels right, you should go ahead and do it.
13. GLANCED AT A MAN’S CROTCH
When your eyes accidentally wander down to a man’s crotch and you realize that he sees what you’re looking at too. It’s not even sexual…. just awkward.
14. RUINED YOUR NAILS
When you get a manicure (that costs an actual fortune) but all it does is end up ruining your nails because you don’t get it removed properly. Rookie move!
15. LET YOUR BOOBS BE FREE
Wearing a bra all day long is the hardest thing ever. Sometimes, you need to let your breasts out of their cage so that they can breathe! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
16. LOST YOUR NERVE AT THE SALON
When you first walked into the salon, you thought you were going to go big and get a cool new cut. But, for some reason, when you sat down you lost your nerve and asked for a trim!
17. RAN FROM THE SHOWER WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD
When blood is literally leaking from your body, you kind of need to run everywhere, right? The moment you get out of the shower is crucial! You need to make it to your tampons pronto.
18. TRIED ON A SIZE TOO SMALL IN THE MALL
And then realized that you were actually stuck inside the piece of clothing with NO ONE around to help you out. Yikes. This is one of the worst things that can happen to us ladies.